The Tartar Sauce Incident

It was back in the 1990's, when the Toucans visited Spokane with original bassist Toucan Leo. After stopping at Dick's, he had a large open tub of tartar sauce, which he promised he wouldn't drip onto the new carpet in the Toucans van. So what happens? Two minutes after climbing into the van, you guessed it, BLOOOP! the entire tub overturns all over the floor. The rest of the 90+ degree trip with a whole wad of tartar sauce soaking into the carpet was really great.